floor

Species: Goated

She is goat and mascot for website. Probably.

Can be seen occasionally doing methamphetamine outside a Tesco Express. Otherwise spends her days eating green NICs thinking they're grass and thinking about bashing another door in.

Hair can be styled as in a bun or long. Don't mind which, rose collar and flower on top of head are probably not optional.

Always wears circular glasses and usually shorts and an oversized "insert cheesy bread" t-shirt. Can wear sweater if needed. One horn broken NON-negotiable she lost that in the great war of 20xx!!!

Ceeriks

Species: Glorified Protogen that's closer to a computer than a 'toaster'

Imagine you shove a bunch of computer parts into a box before giving it consciousness and forcing it to run NT.

Runs Windows 2000. Has a Cyrix6x86MX CPU (That's crazy!) and a dot-matrix display for a visor. Uses a 56k-baud modem (in the big '00..) to establish communications to send you low quality pictures of Fortnite emotes. Probably talks, but they do make audible noises like floppy disk drive and hard drive sounds. Literally just a computer shoved into a fancy furry (well, not really?) box.

Will literally combust and explode if you do not turn your PC off before midnight on 12/31/99 (mm/dd/yy) DON'T risk it it's not worth it pleaes.

Hay-deez nuts

Species: Dog that has a skull like every other one. But just a bit more prominent

Abandoned character. Probably ended up in the streets of Pittsburgh before tripping over a pebble and going into a coma. Rest in piss.